Poet's Corner: Eric Sanders

Why do i push a wooden board? 

Aren't you too old for that?
​You'll break your neck.
Do an ollie.
Kickflip or go home.
Your board is kook ville.
Gotta be core dude.
Did you see the new thrasher?
Longboards are stupid.
I push a board for my own amusement.
I push a board because it is the best feeling ever.
I push a fat/skinny/long/shorter than short board.
I'd rather roll along than do the latest trickery.
I push to smile to laugh to have fun.
Why do i push a board?
Because it is wooden bliss.